Cumberbatch isn’t one for dwelling or moaning, though: today is a better day, and he’s pretty sure he won’t get a Retrafta.
“It’s something Martin and I made up. Where you act so badly, they come and take your Bafta off you.”
oh my god my friend is so innocent, her boyfriend got a boner in the pool and she felt it and screamed before making him apologising for getting horny
real pressure is when your mum comes in and you have like 1.3 seconds to decide on the least dodgy tab to switch to
we must save the whales because without them we become one step closer to being the fattest species alive