bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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(via forget-to-sleep)

westborofaptist:

birksey:

westborofaptist:

if u call it the interwebs then u are too young to be on the interwebs

My Dad calls it the interwebs, He’s 44.

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(via crutal)

sluttybitch2007:

YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME 

(via crutal)

icy-brunette:

lailuna:

I HAVE WAITED MY LIFE TO FIND THIS OMG I CAN’T I JUST CAN’T

so much swag in 3 people

baitnswitchblade:

chainsandshipsexciteme:

sexting-derek-hale:

mynerdinessoverwhelmsme:

sexting-derek-hale:

Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???

Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.

Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”

we use names

(via had-just-ten-hours-training)

nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

(via had-just-ten-hours-training)

this is so Grantaire and enjolras and all of them I just can’t 

this is so the sign outside the Musain/corinthe

do-i-fucking-stutter:

*There is usual movie premiere pic*

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*Then there is The Hobbit cast at movie premiere*

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(Source: cassie4lock, via had-just-ten-hours-training)

eglantinebr:

La petit mort?
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