zeldathemes
Hi, I'm Madeleine :)
This will be a very disorganized, cluttered, multi-fandom blog, with no method behind the madness. I post too much of too many things; mostly Les Miserables, with a bit of feminism. I work in the theatre and I get too excited about musicals and the stage in general. She/Her/Hers.
Find my secondary blog here.
I don't believe in revolutions,
I believe in revolutionaries.

findchaos:

whowasntthere:

findchaos:

Don’t limit yourself to just one type of legume, either: try string beans, peanuts, fava beans!

Mix n’ match!

Outline all of the lips or just one of the halves, the possibilities are endless!*

*They are not.

It’s sad because this actually works. Green beans = thinner lips, peanuts = super plump lips, garbanzo beans = round, tiny lips. God damn it, Stiffler.

Reblogging for the daytime crowd! Next tutorial: Nuts for Eyes. Let’s see how long I can get away with food objects.

  #reference  

allaboardthepartyelk:

spookysassyrussian:

“What’s going on? I’m sensing something…” (x)

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IM BROKEN. IM DEAD.


THIS IS IT.. THIS IS THE REASON HE PULLED FACES… He was probably like “YOU’RE NOT GONNA GIVE ME LINES?? I DON’T NEED LINES TO BE THE MOST FABULOUS CHARACTER ANYWAY.”

jabberwockysuperfly:

The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.

azulah:

I will never, ever, turn my back on people who need me!

  #me    #hufflelockwho  

findchaos:

whowasntthere:

findchaos:

Don’t limit yourself to just one type of legume, either: try string beans, peanuts, fava beans!

Mix n’ match!

Outline all of the lips or just one of the halves, the possibilities are endless!*

*They are not.

It’s sad because this actually works. Green beans = thinner lips, peanuts = super plump lips, garbanzo beans = round, tiny lips. God damn it, Stiffler.

Reblogging for the daytime crowd! Next tutorial: Nuts for Eyes. Let’s see how long I can get away with food objects.

youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

(1/5) enjolras who knows that he's sometimes unintentionally harsh and cold and doesn't think he's anything special or interesting and gets the idea that if he tries to be more pleasant and fun loving for grantaire, grantaire might possibly start to like him back. so he goes about his plan. he starts bringing coffee for grantaire at the studio when he knows grantaire's pulled an all nighter. he starts talking about wanting to go out clubbing or to the theatre loudly when he's around him-


prouvaireiant:

2/5) -and he goes to lengths to avoid arguing with him at meetings whic kind of stops their only constant interactions. and one evening grantaire walks in on him talking to bahorel about maybe buying a motorcycle and grantaire’s just so thrown and confused because enjolras is acting nothing like himself and doesn’t know how he feels about this because he loves enjolras. he loves everything about enjolras and who he is and he doesn’t know how to act around this new person and-

(3/5) -grantaire starts getting distant because he realises that enjolras is only ever this way around him and he doesn’t understand why but it has to be because enjolras isn’t comfortable enough to be himself around R. and that is the opposite of what enjolras wants because he was doing all of this FOR grantaire and how will that work if grantaire’s never around anymore. and he starts thinking, maybe it’s just him. grantaire doesn’t like him any way. but the idea of grantaire not even being-

(4/5) -around is worse than the idea of grantaire not loving him back so he goes to grantaire’s flat one evening and starts apologising. “i didn’t mean to make you uncomfortable with my advances i know i’m not that fun or interesting or special but i love you and you don’t have to love me back but please don’t shut me out. i still want us to be friends.” and grantaire’s confused because what advances? did he miss something but then he hears enjolras clearly and grantaire gets even more confused-

(5/5) because enjolras just said that he’s nothing special and enjolras is the most special, amazing person grantaire’s ever met and grantaire needs to rectify that line of thought immediately. so he cuts across enjolras’ rambling and kisses him and enjolras squeaks before grabbing onto grantaire and kissing him back for dear life. and grantaire spends the rest of the evening kissing enjolras and stroking his hair and telling him exactly how special and amazing and beautiful he thinks he is.

christ almighty this is perfection

calihart:

bleep0bleep:

heathyr:

THERE’S BEEN AN INCIDENT AND THE PRESIDENT’S SON (WHO IS SO VERY LOVED BY THE PUBLIC) NEEDS TO BE MOVED NOW

[movie narrator voice] IN A WORLD WHERE THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD’S ONLY WEAKNESS IS HIS QUICK-TO-DODGE-SECURITY- ENTHUSIASTIC-FRESHLY-GRADUATED-FROM-COLLEGE SON, THE COUNTRY IS ON EDGE WHEN THE FIRST SON DISAPPEARS. THE RANSOM DEMAND IS HIGH BUT THE STAKES ARE CLEAR THE KIDNAPPERS MEAN TO SEND A MESSAGE AND DON’T PLAN ON RETURNING HIM ALIVE. THE ONE FORMER SECRET SERVICE AGENT WHO QUIT HIS JOB MONTHS AGO BECAUSE HE WAS AFRAID OF GETTING TOO CLOSE TO HIS CHARGE NOW IS DETERMINED TO BRING HIM BACK 

[dramatic fade to black, the music swells and then fades, and then the only sound is the slick slide of leather over skin]

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I saw this yesterday and I was thinking about it all night.

I kind of want Peter to be the kidnapper. Peter, who has warrants out for his arrest not only in several states, but in several countries, who somehow always manages to escape arrest. I want Peter Hale to be a big name in the criminal underworld, because Peter has stolen who knows how many valuable items around the world: rare and expensive gems, one of a kind works of art done by the great masters of old, and he even once kidnapped the twelve year old princess of Japan and took her on a tour of China for a week before safely delivering her into the hands of Japanese police. I want Peter to have barely escaped being caught or killed, the last time being literally by the skin of his teeth. He knows his time is running out, that next time he won’t be able to get away, so why not go out with a bang?

And I want Chris Argent to be the bounty hunter who’s been chasing Peter for years between the smaller jobs he’s taken. He’s nearly caught Peter a dozen times in the past few years, and he knows he’s close now, knows that there’s no way Peter can get away with kidnapping the President’s son. It’s a race for him, because if he can get to Peter first, then his name will be the one in all the papers as the man who took down Peter Hale and saved the President’s son.

Meanwhile, Stiles is stuck spending a lot of time with Peter, and at first he’s afraid, but then he finds out that the man in front of him, while conceited and vain and with a dark humor, simply has done all those things because, aside from having a taste for the finer things in life, he thinks that it’s fun to do them. It’s a challenge for him to successfully conduct a heist and escape death or imprisonment. And Derek comes up in conversation, too, and Peter tells Stiles about how his nephew is a good man, that he quit the job because he was getting to like Stiles too much, that Derek has a guilt complex a mile wide and deprives himself of the things he likes because he thinks he doesn’t deserve them. And there’s no Stockholm Syndrome or anything, but Stiles thinks in a different life, he and Peter could have been friends. Peter tells Stiles straight up that he doesn’t expect to live long. If he doesn’t get shot during Stiles’s rescue, he’ll be given the death sentence by some country or other. So he makes the most of the time he has, and maybe he takes Stiles on trips to Paris and other places, showing him parts of the world he’s never seen before, sometimes barely slipping by Derek or Chris.

And I don’t want this to be a happy ending for Peter. There is no escape in his future. He will be shot, or he’ll go to jail, and during whatever’s left of his life he’ll think fondly about the fun he’s had, the heists he pulled, and the few times he got Chris Argent to fuck him in dirty back alleys. Maybe he’ll tell Derek to stop with the guilt tripping and to tell Stiles that he loves him. Maybe he’ll be sitting in prison and see on the news that the President’s son, Stiles Stilinski, got married to one of his former guards, Derek Hale, and he’ll smile for them because they deserve it.

(If this were a Marvel style movie, there would be a twist ending after the credits, where Chris Argent walks into a prison, goes up to Peter Hale, says “I need your help” and Peter just…grins.)

vthebookworm:

ragglefraggles:

when they say youre too old for disney

The hop, I can’t. I cackled.

cooldadgang:

kianaisthenamedontwearitout:

cooldadgang:

ripping out someone one’s headphones is the 8th deadly sin

Someone one’s

i fucked up

thatdrumsbeatingloudandclear:

breadmaakesyoufat:

thatskrillmau5chick:

supermoclel:

a brony called me unattractive

that’s

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 right

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he

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me

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ugly

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because i have hair on my legs

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Self absorbed Bitch.

remember kids, if you think you’re attractive and you don’t hate yourself or your body than you’re self absorbed! society is only happy when you’re miserable, ugh. you work it girl!

You’re beautiful.

bencumber:

For anyone visiting London: the essential pilgrimage stops 

  #reference